December 2011
the new year starts in about four hours and ten minutes. my resolutions - get my license. and don’t let people walk over me. both things that i’ve been to scared to face, for various reasons. but 2012 seems like the year.
Dec 30th
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“Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald
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Dec 29th
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nevillegonnagiveyouup: What the hell, somehow a bee got caught up in my Red Sox blanket, and I didn’t know it, so when I moved the blanket, it stung me.  Even in the off season the Sox hurt me. this is the funniest story i’ve heard all day
Dec 29th
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i just found my school diary from year 10. among many great things - old german tests, my daily timetable, and the records of high school crushes/relationships/breakups - are the conversations my friends and i had in class by writing in the ‘homework/assignments set’ section on each page. quality conversations like “i want to sit under the fans. if he was your brother, your dad...
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people who use “but at least i can admit it” to justify being a bitch are worse than those who don’t justify it. because knowing something’s wrong and not trying to change it is more deplorable than not admitting it at all.
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Dec 28th
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sieranevada replied to your post: nevillegonnagiveyouup replied to your post: YOU… BUT HE BLOWS FANCY BUBBLES WE CAN’T HAVE DMAC IN RIGHT BECAUSE HE DOESN’T BLOW BUBBLES
Dec 28th
nevillegonnagiveyouup replied to your post: YOU BUTTHOLE. I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO KILL SOMEONE.
Dec 28th
navagonnagiveyouup asked: YOU THREW A PARTY WHEN PAPELBON LEFT, DIDN'T YOU?! AND THAT'S WHY ALL THIS IS HAPPENING!
Dec 28th
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nevillegonnagiveyouup asked: YOU BUTTHOLE.
Dec 28th
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he's gone?
splendid-splinter: k? fuck you Cherington? you butthole? who am i going to laugh at now. THIS IS JUST SO AWESOME WOW. angry. actually going to kill someone. or just cry myself to sleep. lol. that didn’t actually just happen. lol. funniest joke ever guise. srsly… is this payback for my party when papelbon left. BUT HE SUCKED. Josh sorta sucked too, sometimes. but he blows fancy...
Dec 28th
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freemargie: hanleycat: mac, martha, ally - shanni -
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mac, martha, ally - shanni -
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freemargie replied to your post: help i’m becoming a bobcats fan Nooooooooooooooooo! it’s okay, the celtics will always be my #1. there’s room in my heart for lots of teams martha.
Dec 28th
nosebleedhooligans replied to your post: help i’m becoming a bobcats fan you better not!!! SORRY. but not really. i was only going to watch for kemba, but… i can’t help liking them.
Dec 28th
help i’m becoming a bobcats fan
Dec 28th
Suspicious Package Near Cheshire Library Was Bag... →
washingtonpoststyle: Meanwhile, in Connecticut.
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i can’t deal with all the stupid coming out of red sox fans right now
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Listenstevie wonder - don’t you feel it
Dec 28th
cosmo tip #121
expertcosmotips: Building up anticipation can be hot! Invite your man over and then lock him alone in your room without food or water for hours. All that time thinking about the hot, hot sex waiting for him when you return will be sure to get him really riled up!
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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nosebleedhooligans replied to your post: nosebleedhooligans replied to your post:… d’oh! Sorrryy!!! I knew that too. You get a coupon that allows you to kick me in the face. i forgive you, but i’ll also take that coupon, just because i’m mean like that.
Dec 27th
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nosebleedhooligans replied to your post: nosebleedhooligans replied to your post:… wait, wuh? What’d I do? I’ve never been to Sidney so I wouldn’t know. sydney*
Dec 27th
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nosebleedhooligans replied to your post: nosebleedhooligans replied to your post:… Yeah, my sis worked in Sidney for a year and said she loves it better than L.A. sidney! how dare you sir
Dec 27th
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nosebleedhooligans replied to your post: nosebleedhooligans replied to your post:… Yeah L.A. is a weird place to visit. I remember it, my mom and I stayed at this hotel in BH and there was a McDonald’s across the street. Thing is my mom can’t cross streets LOL. Hates it. Roads are too wide. i’M GLad I live closer to Anaheim. i remember it being a weirdly disconcerting version of sydney...
Dec 27th
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nosebleedhooligans replied to your post: nosebleedhooligans replied to your post:… First time I went to CA, we went to Hawaii too LOL. And we went to Disneyland. Now I live like, 10 minutes away from it. Weird. haha those were like, the only places we went. los angeles (which i hated), anaheim, and honolulu. great trip though.
Dec 27th
nosebleedhooligans replied to your post: nosebleedhooligans replied to your post:… It’s smaller than Disneyland, the one in HK. City’s bomb huh, but I liked hanging out in the Chinky part of town, Kowloon side, than the fancy schmancy towers and shit. Cool city tho. So how’d you develop this Disney tour? one of my friends goes to HK every year, i should tag along with his family one day....
Dec 27th
nosebleedhooligans replied to your post: nosebleedhooligans replied to your post:… You been to the one in HK? I mean, you’re closer to it. Kind of threw me off with the Chinese princesses, haha nope, but i want to go to hong kong for about a million reasons, so it’s in my future plans. is it different to disneyland? euro disney is pretty much a smaller replica, i mean,...
Dec 27th
nosebleedhooligans replied to your post: nosebleedhooligans replied to your post: planning… So? LOL jk! i knoww. i do love disneyland. but i want to do as many disneys as possible (i’ve been to euro disney too).
Dec 27th
nosebleedhooligans replied to your post: planning my disney world trip… why can’t it be… Disney World?! LAME! Go to SoCal! Disney LAND. LAND. i’ve been to disney LAND already!
Dec 27th
planning my disney world trip… why can’t it be next december already
Dec 27th
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Listenthings that my friends and i sing constantly. you...
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